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When Cyndi Lauper sang “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” it’s certain she wasn’t thinking about nuns per se, but THESE nuns are having a lot more fun than their devoted, abstinent counterparts.

Our favorite naughty nun image of the week, in glorious black and white.

Taschen has long been associated with quality erotica on the bookshelves, and this collection of the legendary Swedish sex magazine Private is no exception. Now there’s a massive 900+ page collection of the best erotic photos from Private Magazine by Taschen and if you haven’t seen this, you owe yourself a serious look. We’re SURE there’s a nun hiding in there somewhere…there HAS to be with more than 900 pages!

Private Magazine was one of the driving forces behind the perception of Sweden being a far more sexually liberated, free-swinging society. This collection by Taschen compiles the best of the magazine from 1970 to 1979, arranged in publication order, plus unpublished images that weren’t used in the original magazine.

There’s nothing the Church loves better than bondage. These images are the latest we’ve found in the never-ending quest to find images of nuns behaving badly.

Cult Epics presents this collection of lesbian films from the 1920s to the 1960s. It’s yet another in a series of vintage erotica DVDS from roughly the same time periods–short films, loops, and stag reels from days gone by all collected in two-hour DVDs for your viewing pleasure.

The Vintage Lesbian Erotica DVD promises spanking, a bit of mild S&M, body painting, burlesque scenes and more. It’s billed as a women-only collection so chances are there won’t be exclusively lesbian kissing, fondling and disrobing, but we’re hoping this compilation DVD (released in August 2010) will live up to its name in all the right ways. It’s about time vintage ladies loving other vintage ladies got their due.

Dirty nuns forever!

Dirty nun twins, sleazy nun behavior, we can’t get enough naughty nuns! Just when you think you’ve found all the trashy religious imagery there is to be found, another glorious treasure trove of sexy sisters in black and white habits comes along to remind you that there are hundreds and thousands of people who all love these images. Religion can get stuffed. The pope can eat an arsenic sandwich and the Christian religious right of America and suck on the business end of a shotgun. As long as the nuns keep disrobing, we’re cool.

These black and white images courtesy of the stunning ArtInNude.com

Some people take fetishes a bit too far. Today we had a request come in which reads, “Please to put nude photo womans with the telephone.” It doesn’t have anything at all to do with nuns, but we thought it was novel to take requests, even moreso from someone with such a bare-bones command of English. So to speak. Searching high and lo, we managed to come up with some naked women with telephones.

Maybe phone sex has something to do with this rash of interest in naked women with telephones? If that is your bag, baby, we suggest this DVD called Phone Sex Fantasies, which stars Jelena Jenson and Angel Cassidy. Tres naughty, ladies. Girls talking dirty and taking off their clothing? There are worse ways to spend an evening.

Today’s random selection of naughty nun images includes two by a delicious uniform-loving Sabrina, who has an entire site dedicated to the pleasures of the uniform.

We also found several delightful images of other nuns in vary states of undress, but that lollipop image seems to be the current favorite. The search for erotic nun images continues…our never-ending quest to set America free from prudish thinking, one naked body at a time.

If a nun can’t strip on Sundays, what has she got left? The church would surely frown on this humble collection of naked nun images, but the most vocal priests stepping out against this sort of thing are likely simply jealous that OUR sexual interests are LEGAL. Tsk, tsk Holy Fathers–envy is one of the seven deadly sins. So is Lust, but nobody cares about that round here. Only the clergy give a damn about the Seven Deadly Sins…and that serial killer from the movie Se7en.

And while we’re at it, a word about pornography. The mere existence of a naked body does NOT CONSTITUTE PORNOGRAPHY. We personally believe that porn has more to do with explicit sexual situations that involved varying degrees of penetration or other sexual contact. Porn is not necessarily bad–we enjoy plenty ourselves. But society–especially far right extremes of Christianity and Muslim belief–have gone TOO FAR in labeling any sort of nudity as pornographic.

We PROFOUNDLY disagree with this puritanism and believe that it should be STAMPED OUT wherever possible. Violence and forced “right thinking” is not the answer–after all, that’s what right-wingers of Christian and Muslim sects have been trying to do for centuries.

No, we think that producing more erotic material and making it more mainstream is the way to stamp out puritanism in all its forms. After all, show these morons what they are missing and chances are they’ll come running (take that however you want) eventually. Even Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker gave in to their natural-born urges eventually. You can’t fight that hard-wired genetic programming to stick yourself into something or have something stuck into you. Gay, straight, bi, trans, whatever you are, you’ve got the urge and there’s no fighting it.

So make some nudity today and post it on the internet. The world will thank you when these right wingers and tea party morons start to fade away into the background where they belong instead of on your television screens every single night proclaiming some new lunacy.