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It was bound to happen sooner or later. Here is a photo collection titled Bollywood Nudes for all of us who can’t get enough of exotic clothing, headgear (it’s not just nuns who have head coverings, you know!) and saucy, come-hither looks. This collection is designed for users of the Amazon Kindle.
Funny, topless nuns don’t look that much different than ordinary topless women once you get the habit off. Too bad, but you take what you can get.
The image above is from a Kindle book called Nude and Naked Hot Pants and features 69 images of striptease fun from topless shots to full nudity. There are lots of naked women in Kindle books these days…
We found a nice collection of sex books full of naughty illustrations, dirty depictions and plenty of photographs. It’s true that searching for nude nuns takes up a lot of our time round here, but there is always room for another illustrated how-to sex book complete with pictures.
Love the headline? Certainly not as eye-grabbing as our latest collection of naked nuns and sexy nun love scenes. We’ve been on the prowl for more images of lusty nuns with pentagrams, ritual flogging and other transgressive images sure to offend the Pope and all his cronies. We’re all about offending uptight, religious nutjobs who want to decide what’s best for everyone else. Oh yes indeed.
We’re all about the sinister, sexy imagery…we love images like the one above and we know you’ll get a particularly naughty thrill out of checking them out and watching this on-demand video rental about the world’s greatest sinner, Aleister Crowley:
Or maybe we’re just confusing our own idea of a good time with yours, but so be it. We’re fans of the old Crow, as he was sometimes known. There’s nothing like a little ritual sex magick to scare off the clergy. The next time you have a door-to-door Jesus lover come your way, whip out the laptop and give them an eyeful of the sex nuns here and a bit of the Crowley documentary. Works EVERY TIME.
Oh yes, but we do love the dirty nun imagery found on xxxHorror.com even if they aren’t too subtle about many of the OTHER photos. Here at Whore-Nun.com we’re more into erotica and sexy images than down-and-dirty porn, but we do admire anybody sacreligious enough to do these photo shoots. Yum.
Aren’t you glad the art of the dirty letter to the editor isn’t dead yet? Penthouse Forum is still running after all these years. Who knew in the Internet age these letters would still be popular?
The Catholic School Girl uniform fetish is a close second to the nun fetish. What we’re interested ’round here involves naughty photography of nude nuns and consenting, legal adults dressed up as Catholic school girls in a form of role-play that in no way involves minors. We’re not interested in minors, we’re adults interested in other adults, thanks.
That said, the Catholic school girl uniform fetish (as opposed to a fetish for actual Catholic school girls) is quite all right with us.
Now Catholic school girls who are IN COLLEGE and of legal age? That’s a fetish we can get behind, so to speak.
The uniform fetish–especially Catholic School Girl uniform fetishes–are nothing new. There are plenty of erotica books that indulge these fantasies and much more…like this one, for example.
This particular book, written by Jaqui Knight, indulges in spanking fantasies as well–a pastime that goes hand-in-leather-glove with the Catholic uniform fetish..for the obvious reason. Corporal punishment was never this much fun! Some people find the written version of this type of erotica much more of a turn-on than photos alone, and it’s true that the mind is the biggest sex organ of them all…but we can’t resist a good set of uniform photos.
OK, this concept just seems goofy as hell. “I’m so scared” once character says, “and so HORNY at the same time!” Fans of Darian Caine and Laurie Wallace will have plenty to look at here with The Erotic Witch Project, as evidenced below by the scenes from this movie. There were plenty of sequels to this one, so maybe the movie isn’t as goofy as it is sexy. You be the judge–have a look at the images below.
Sure, there aren’t any erotic nuns in The Erotic Witch Project, but you can’t put a hot sweet thing in a habit for EVERY movie made, can you? Plenty of steamy outdoors makeout sessions though…if you like women in the woods wearing very little and then losing that, this is the DVD for you. Darian Caine fans? It’s all yours.
How CAN you go wrong with a Jesse Franco nunsploitation classic like Love Letters of a Portuguese Nun? You aren’t really watching this for the PLOT now, are you? Are you REALLY?
And then there is the BOOK which was published in the 1600s called The Love Letters of a Portuguese Nun. Oh how sordid it all was…of course that was back when the Catholic Church’s scandals had more to do with the lusty goings on between consenting (but furtive) adults rather than the ugliness that happens today. Best not to think about it–back to the naughty nuns, please.
Taschen has long been associated with quality erotica on the bookshelves, and this collection of the legendary Swedish sex magazine Private is no exception. Now there’s a massive 900+ page collection of the best erotic photos from Private Magazine by Taschen and if you haven’t seen this, you owe yourself a serious look. We’re SURE there’s a nun hiding in there somewhere…there HAS to be with more than 900 pages!
Private Magazine was one of the driving forces behind the perception of Sweden being a far more sexually liberated, free-swinging society. This collection by Taschen compiles the best of the magazine from 1970 to 1979, arranged in publication order, plus unpublished images that weren’t used in the original magazine.
Cult Epics presents this collection of lesbian films from the 1920s to the 1960s. It’s yet another in a series of vintage erotica DVDS from roughly the same time periods–short films, loops, and stag reels from days gone by all collected in two-hour DVDs for your viewing pleasure.
The Vintage Lesbian Erotica DVD promises spanking, a bit of mild S&M, body painting, burlesque scenes and more. It’s billed as a women-only collection so chances are there won’t be exclusively lesbian kissing, fondling and disrobing, but we’re hoping this compilation DVD (released in August 2010) will live up to its name in all the right ways. It’s about time vintage ladies loving other vintage ladies got their due.
Nudity, more nudity, and hot naked erotica!
S&M Erotica by Molly Weatherfield. Delicious!
I am El Diablo, the dirty mind behind Whore-Nun.com--I'm a Virgo who believes there's nothing better than a red-hot pen name and a brand new set of leather boots.
I also run the brand new Vote4Jesus.net, which is dedicated to girls in uniform, and I'm a contributor to several other naughty websites around the web. You've read me under different names on ThreePillows.com and elsewhere.I occasionally find time to guest blog and accept paid assignments for naughty-oriented websites and mainstream efforts alike. I am a music and DVD reviewer and have been known to also get hands on with gadgets and other products. Get in touch at eldiablo (at) whore (dash) nun dot com. If it pays, I play.
P.S. All images here feature models who are of legal age (18+). All images are property of the original photographers and where applicable, used as promotion for third-party websites and companies.
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