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It was bound to happen sooner or later. Here is a photo collection titled Bollywood Nudes for all of us who can’t get enough of exotic clothing, headgear (it’s not just nuns who have head coverings, you know!) and saucy, come-hither looks. This collection is designed for users of the Amazon Kindle.
Who loves fetish nuns? Besides Italian exploitation directors, us, and anyone who reads this blog? Apparently John Zewizz, founding genius behind the electronic outfit Sleep Chamber, who brings you this track from the album Spellbound Submission called The Nun (Fetish Convent).
We enthusiastically approve.
An absolutely mad clip from The Sinful Nuns Of St. Valentine, which is a favorite round here. What utterly fab nun fun. And of course, it only gets dirty from there…
Love the headline? Certainly not as eye-grabbing as our latest collection of naked nuns and sexy nun love scenes. We’ve been on the prowl for more images of lusty nuns with pentagrams, ritual flogging and other transgressive images sure to offend the Pope and all his cronies. We’re all about offending uptight, religious nutjobs who want to decide what’s best for everyone else. Oh yes indeed.
We’re all about the sinister, sexy imagery…we love images like the one above and we know you’ll get a particularly naughty thrill out of checking them out and watching this on-demand video rental about the world’s greatest sinner, Aleister Crowley:
Or maybe we’re just confusing our own idea of a good time with yours, but so be it. We’re fans of the old Crow, as he was sometimes known. There’s nothing like a little ritual sex magick to scare off the clergy. The next time you have a door-to-door Jesus lover come your way, whip out the laptop and give them an eyeful of the sex nuns here and a bit of the Crowley documentary. Works EVERY TIME.
MMMmmm….tasty. The Japanese nunsploitation epic cannot be outdone. Never. This is one of the all-time classics of the genre and it simply must be seen in its entirety to be believed. School of the Holy Beast is outrageous, one of the most notorious Japanese exports of all time.
If you don’t want to take our word for it, here’s a partial review of the film from Amazon:
“Norifumi Suzuki, plunges into a maelstrom of hidden torture, secret masochistic desires, and blasphemous rites as Yumi Takigawa takes religious vows to find out what terrible things happened to her mother inside the Sacred Heart Convent. When she finds out – with the help of a lecherous archbishops, a lesbian mother superior and a line-up of fellow nuns ready to whip her (in the films most deliriously over the top scene)with a gauntlet of rose-thorns – hell is loose. Beautifully shot, a shocking unforgetable Masterpiece by the director of “Beautiful Girl Hunter” – Dario Argento meets the Marquis de Sade.”
If that doesn’t convince you, nothing will. Especially that last line about de Sade and Dario Argento. Now that has GOT to be required viewing—even if you see it once and decide “thanks, but no thanks”.
Bondage nuns make the world go round, to be sure. Nothing like a little rope and whip action to start the work day off right, eh? The smell of leather makes every situation a bit more exciting. As is evidenced by some of the clips below.
There is plenty of excellent erotic joy to discover with this lovely new feature…we are especially interested in the S&M themed Paid For Pain. Delicious.
We’re not sure if Amazon is ready to commit to video on demand when it comes to erotic titles, but they do have a large-ish collection of them to browse. They range from the goofy and not-ready-for-prime-time stripper videos like First Class Nudes:
And then there are the mockumentaries, like Endless Orgy for the Goddess of Perversion, which certainly does hold a LOT of promise.
Nude Beaches of Southern California would seem to be just what is advertised, but it’s only 41 minutes long and there’s no preview whatsoever.
Then there are titles like Eve’s Beach Fantasy….
Fans of tan lines have plenty to look at in some of these vids, to be sure…but Amazon hasn’t quite got its’ groove down when it comes to erotic streaming videos…at least not yet. There are plenty of worthy titles to look at, but the search process is clunky and previews do NOT help in many cases. Too bad…if you know what you’re looking for you will probably do well, but good luck with titles you aren’t familiar with yet.
OK, this concept just seems goofy as hell. “I’m so scared” once character says, “and so HORNY at the same time!” Fans of Darian Caine and Laurie Wallace will have plenty to look at here with The Erotic Witch Project, as evidenced below by the scenes from this movie. There were plenty of sequels to this one, so maybe the movie isn’t as goofy as it is sexy. You be the judge–have a look at the images below.
Sure, there aren’t any erotic nuns in The Erotic Witch Project, but you can’t put a hot sweet thing in a habit for EVERY movie made, can you? Plenty of steamy outdoors makeout sessions though…if you like women in the woods wearing very little and then losing that, this is the DVD for you. Darian Caine fans? It’s all yours.
Nudity, more nudity, and hot naked erotica!
S&M Erotica by Molly Weatherfield. Delicious!
I am El Diablo, the dirty mind behind Whore-Nun.com--I'm a Virgo who believes there's nothing better than a red-hot pen name and a brand new set of leather boots.
I also run the brand new Vote4Jesus.net, which is dedicated to girls in uniform, and I'm a contributor to several other naughty websites around the web. You've read me under different names on ThreePillows.com and elsewhere.I occasionally find time to guest blog and accept paid assignments for naughty-oriented websites and mainstream efforts alike. I am a music and DVD reviewer and have been known to also get hands on with gadgets and other products. Get in touch at eldiablo (at) whore (dash) nun dot com. If it pays, I play.
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