Here is a short quote that might inspire you to purchase this little tome of delicious nun nakedness and bondage…”Dawn always thought the sex camps for women made the most sense…” Shades of drive-in movie exploitation films like Escape 2000 or Ilsa The Wicked Warden?
Tinto Brass is said to be at the height of his prowess with this movie, featuring outdoor nudity in beach orgies and plenty of other typically Italian sex movie scenes that we’ve come to know and love. And wouldn’t you know it? There’s a naked nun in this movie, too!
Here’s a lovely collection of sinful nun movies on DVD for your erotic nun costume party night or for private viewing. How can you go wrong with a cloister of nuns tempted into debauchery and fornication? Nude nuns on the run star in The Nuns of Saint Archangel. Reviews of this one say it’s got it all– “Ultimately this film features many of the Nunsplotation genres staples like lesbians, torture, murder and deception with the scenes of torture being some of the most brutal ever in any Nunsplotation film.” That’s courtesy of the review site 10K Bullets, and they really do know the genre well.
Directed by Jean Rollin, king of the lesbian vampire surrealist epics, this one has no vampires but plenty of what you come here to see. Girls kissing girls? Check.
There are a lot of people who are into Sienna Miller’s nude scenes in Factory Girl, the movie about Andy Warhol and Edie Sedgwick. Any movie about Warhol deserves at least a look–the insane Silver Factory was quite a cultural thing to behold. And so is Sienna Miller.
The scenes in Factory Girl were tastefully done, and we have to say, pretty hot even in the presence of Haydn “Plank of Wood” Christansen. He’s at his best in the scenes where he doesn’t say ANYTHING. What a relief. As long as someone can keep something shoved in his mouth, the scene is OK.
The only thing better than a picture of a topless nun firing a weapon is a MOVIING picture of a topless nun firing a pistol. What’s not to love? And while we’re on the subject of nuns in film, we strongly recommend the follow nunsploitation films:
That’s a very good thing, because round here, we are big fans of Sacrilege co-star Coralina Cataldi-Tassoni, who we think is a major asset to this movie. She was great fun in Demons 2, and the hellish fun continues here. Rawr.
If you already own Sacrilege, we also urge you to consider Sister Emanuelle, which stars the best Emanuelle ever, Laura Gemser. Did she really go off and become a nun for this movie? Oh yes indeed, and it only gets steamier from there.
How naughty does Laura Gemser get while in the habit? Well, here’s some evidence that the old ways die hard with a new bride o’ Christ
MMMmmm….tasty. The Japanese nunsploitation epic cannot be outdone. Never. This is one of the all-time classics of the genre and it simply must be seen in its entirety to be believed. School of the Holy Beast is outrageous, one of the most notorious Japanese exports of all time.
If you don’t want to take our word for it, here’s a partial review of the film from Amazon:
“Norifumi Suzuki, plunges into a maelstrom of hidden torture, secret masochistic desires, and blasphemous rites as Yumi Takigawa takes religious vows to find out what terrible things happened to her mother inside the Sacred Heart Convent. When she finds out – with the help of a lecherous archbishops, a lesbian mother superior and a line-up of fellow nuns ready to whip her (in the films most deliriously over the top scene)with a gauntlet of rose-thorns – hell is loose. Beautifully shot, a shocking unforgetable Masterpiece by the director of “Beautiful Girl Hunter” – Dario Argento meets the Marquis de Sade.”
If that doesn’t convince you, nothing will. Especially that last line about de Sade and Dario Argento. Now that has GOT to be required viewing—even if you see it once and decide “thanks, but no thanks”.
Happy Naked Birthday could be our DVD pick of the week, nun themed or not. It’s the heartwarming story of a sweet young thing who decides to bake a cake…in the nude. How can you say no?
There is plenty of excellent erotic joy to discover with this lovely new feature…we are especially interested in the S&M themed Paid For Pain. Delicious.
People who review this series tend to rave about DVDs three, four, and five. Schoolgirl Report Volume Three is also worth a look, but we prefer #4 thanks to the Lindberg factor.
Should you have any trouble deciding between these DVDs, it’s probably best to pick up all three and fly through the holiday season with a naughty early present in your stocking.
Angela Lindvaal first came to our attention in the uber-sexy indie film CQ, where she plays a sci-fi actress in a Barbarella type role. No telling why CQ didn’t do better when it came out in 2002–it’s a great movie and full of plenty of Angela Lindvaal.
The soundtrack is awesome, performed by french Air spin-off band Mellow…it’s got a lot of sexy sounds that complement Angela Lindvaal’s equally alluring performance. Mmmmm…tasty. Who knew she could make a space suit look this hot?
But that’s not why you’re here, is it?
via Tinsletownnudes.com& Purple Magazine
Lindvaal’s completely un-selfconscious approach to these images is proof positive that simple nudity is NOT pornography. Her appearance in CQ was just as enticing as these images, but in a completely different way. The sequence where she rolls around nude in her spaceship on a bed full of money…priceless.
CQ was a great movie, and well worth checking out for reasons aside from Lindvaal, but 9 out of ten people reading this will probably check out CQ on the strength of these images here…and we don’t blame you.
Don’t expect a total naked-fest from CQ though–this is a sexy movie rather than a sex movie.
Angela Lindvaal is one of our favorites round here…it’s just a shame her film career isn’t more extensive. We desperately want her to play a naughty nun soon…
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Here is a short quote that might inspire you to purchase this little tome of delicious nun nakedness and bondage…”Dawn always thought the sex camps for women made the most sense…” Shades of drive-in movie exploitation films like Escape 2000 or Ilsa The Wicked Warden?
Japanese erotic nun cinema...it doesn't get any better than this.
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