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Dirty nun twins, sleazy nun behavior, we can’t get enough naughty nuns! Just when you think you’ve found all the trashy religious imagery there is to be found, another glorious treasure trove of sexy sisters in black and white habits comes along to remind you that there are hundreds and thousands of people who all love these images. Religion can get stuffed. The pope can eat an arsenic sandwich and the Christian religious right of America and suck on the business end of a shotgun. As long as the nuns keep disrobing, we’re cool.

These black and white images courtesy of the stunning ArtInNude.com

Some people take fetishes a bit too far. Today we had a request come in which reads, “Please to put nude photo womans with the telephone.” It doesn’t have anything at all to do with nuns, but we thought it was novel to take requests, even moreso from someone with such a bare-bones command of English. So to speak. Searching high and lo, we managed to come up with some naked women with telephones.

Maybe phone sex has something to do with this rash of interest in naked women with telephones? If that is your bag, baby, we suggest this DVD called Phone Sex Fantasies, which stars Jelena Jenson and Angel Cassidy. Tres naughty, ladies. Girls talking dirty and taking off their clothing? There are worse ways to spend an evening.

Today’s random selection of naughty nun images includes two by a delicious uniform-loving Sabrina, who has an entire site dedicated to the pleasures of the uniform.

We also found several delightful images of other nuns in vary states of undress, but that lollipop image seems to be the current favorite. The search for erotic nun images continues…our never-ending quest to set America free from prudish thinking, one naked body at a time.

For some reason people STILL clamor to see Angelina Jolie take off her clothes. It’s a bit of a mystery to us, especially as there are no nun scenes, but if that’s what the maddening crowd demands, who are we to say no?

Celebrity nudity is one of those strange phenomenons–what IS it about celebrities that people find so outrageously fascinating? We love naked bodies as much as the next person, but the obsession of celeb skin is something that–around here–is a genuine mystery.

Angelina Jolie has felt comfortable enough in her own skin to remove her entire wardrobe on camera on several occasions, this is just a sampling.

The movie these scenes are from, Original Sin, is available in an unrated version which, presumably features even more of the naughtiness shown here. What ARE these two doing? Impossible to tell, really. Seriously though, why is a movie called Original Sin WITHOUT a topless nun moment? At least ONE?

Angelina Jolie was also in a movie called Foxfire which should interest anyone paying attention to images like these.

The short haircut is definitely more appealing. Maybe that’s because we’re hoping to see her in a nun habit one day and it’s just easier to manage with all that costumery. No, that’s not it at all…we’re just suckers for the Louise Brooks look. Rawr.

It’s an old, old story. Nun removes clothing, nun gets on her knees, nun fondles crucifix with her tongue. Where’s the happy ending? Wait, that IS the happy ending. This looks like it could be The Story of O with papal uniforms….now that’s a film begging to be made.

If you’ve been coming here for long, chances are good you’re addicted to the random bottomless nun or 70s drive-in naked nun images we run here. Just remember that we love to get suggestions—have you found a naughty nun site we should know about and share here? Drop us a line.

Oh, that’s right..SHE is NOT a nun. We hadn’t noticed. But thank you Met-Art.com anyway for this artfully composed photograph. We so appreciate GOOD photography round here. And speaking of non-nun erotica:

Don’t let the title fool you, this is good stuff for MEN and WOMEN. Buy it for your favorite religiously oppressed and sexually repressed neighbors and let the healing BEGIN! Dirty Girls is on our bookshelf, make no mistake. Don’t forget that once the tea party idiots are back in power, this sort of thing (and this website) will no doubt be banned in some kind of Communications Deceny Act nonsense, round II. Get it while you still have hands!

It’s true that we’ve been growing here by leaps and bounds lately–there are more fans of naughty, topless and naked nuns than I ever dreamed possible! We couldn’t do it without you…but surely you must know some others who need a regular dose of nunsexy?

Why not share the wealth? After all, this is a free site with no popups, annoying subscription requests, or other spam crap, and we aim to keep it that way. I’d be personally grateful.

We do appreciate those who check out the reading material we advertise on the righthand column there. Soon there will be sponsors to check out as well, which we are very happy about.

You might be interested in following me on Twitter, and if you are a naughty nun model–or want to be–by all means get in touch. I’d love to arrange a photo shoot. And yes, I pay.  eldiablo (at) whore (dash) nun dot com.

Ahh, Liz Vicious. She poses as a hot, sexy nun, but also likes to pretend to be a teeno model. We prefer the habit and the come hither to the Black Mass look.

And then there’s lovely nun bondage. Nuns giving, nuns taking, nuns having fun with the knotty rope. You know you love this as much as we do. And because you love it that much, we strongly recommend Jay Wiseman’s Erotic Bondage handbook. Learn how to bind your own nuns or teach someone how to bind YOU up when you get in the mood to wear the habit. Oh yes.