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What strange images we find in our daily search for the naughty nuns…
Love the headline? Certainly not as eye-grabbing as our latest collection of naked nuns and sexy nun love scenes. We’ve been on the prowl for more images of lusty nuns with pentagrams, ritual flogging and other transgressive images sure to offend the Pope and all his cronies. We’re all about offending uptight, religious nutjobs who want to decide what’s best for everyone else. Oh yes indeed.
We’re all about the sinister, sexy imagery…we love images like the one above and we know you’ll get a particularly naughty thrill out of checking them out and watching this on-demand video rental about the world’s greatest sinner, Aleister Crowley:
Or maybe we’re just confusing our own idea of a good time with yours, but so be it. We’re fans of the old Crow, as he was sometimes known. There’s nothing like a little ritual sex magick to scare off the clergy. The next time you have a door-to-door Jesus lover come your way, whip out the laptop and give them an eyeful of the sex nuns here and a bit of the Crowley documentary. Works EVERY TIME.
Nuns in the shower…but how can you tell they are REAL nuns? Chances are, it’s best not to know.
Jamie Lee Curtis is still high on the list of things we like about 80s cinema…especially when it comes to being an uninhibited exhibitionist. While she hasn’t done anything sexy with a nun outfit (that we’re aware of) we’re quite pleased to bring you some of the more unrestrained views of Jamie Lee Curtis on screen.
Jamie Lee Curtis made quite a splash with her topless scenes in Trading Places. Dan Ackroyd may never be the same again.
Jamie Lee Curtis also turned heads practically all the way around, Exorcist-style with her performance in True Lies. She certainly did go all out for this particular scene:
We highly recommend the Jamie Lee Curtis erotic dancing scene in True Lies...definitely the high point of the movie.
The latest in our ongoing quest to find naked nuns. One day, modern science will have THE definitive explanation as to why we find nuns to be the object of sexual obsessions, but when that day comes, it probably will take all the fun out of it.
We’ll probably have to switch over to images of people naked in public.
That’s one reason we’re interested in Caught Looking: Erotic Tales of Voyeurs and Exhibitionists. What is it that makes getting nude in public such a thrill? Don’t ask us…ask HER:
What is it about nuns in bondage? Not that we’re complaining, mind. But there is some kind of appeal to seeing the Sisters of Mercy tied up in compromising positions…can’t explain it, but maybe it has to do with the idea that religion has kept people in bondage for millenia, and it’s just a little bit of payback.
And then there’s this collection of vintage erotica which is said to be from the 1920s. Nice one!
This collection features 18 remastered short films shot in naughty places post-WWI. No, the 60s did NOT invent erotica, as these films prove. Vintage Erotica Anno 1920 seems like a worthy indulgence.
Nuns work hard. Don’t they deserve to be nude as well? Naked nuns make the world go round…after all, they are just doing God’s work.
And while we’re at it, let’s not forget to celebrate a Nun’s birthday every once in a while.
Happy Naked Birthday could be our DVD pick of the week, nun themed or not. It’s the heartwarming story of a sweet young thing who decides to bake a cake…in the nude. How can you say no?
The nude nuns are back. It’s great to know there are photographers out there looking for new ways to expose nuns in a literal sense. We’re pleased to see these naughty nun themed images cropping up in our inbox.
Nudity, more nudity, and hot naked erotica!
S&M Erotica by Molly Weatherfield. Delicious!
I am El Diablo, the dirty mind behind Whore-Nun.com--I'm a Virgo who believes there's nothing better than a red-hot pen name and a brand new set of leather boots.
I also run the brand new Vote4Jesus.net, which is dedicated to girls in uniform, and I'm a contributor to several other naughty websites around the web. You've read me under different names on ThreePillows.com and elsewhere.I occasionally find time to guest blog and accept paid assignments for naughty-oriented websites and mainstream efforts alike. I am a music and DVD reviewer and have been known to also get hands on with gadgets and other products. Get in touch at eldiablo (at) whore (dash) nun dot com. If it pays, I play.
P.S. All images here feature models who are of legal age (18+). All images are property of the original photographers and where applicable, used as promotion for third-party websites and companies.
Japanese erotic nun cinema...it doesn't get any better than this.
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