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The relentless obsession with finding nude nun images continues. How many naked nuns can fit into a Volkswagon? We’re not sure but if you have photographic evidence, we’d love to see it. In the meantime, we’re very pleased to discover that e-books have finally become available with nun fetish themes. John Savage wrote a corker called Repression. It’s quite naughty.

Here is a short quote that might inspire you to purchase this little tome of delicious nun nakedness and bondage…”Dawn always thought the sex camps for women made the most sense…” Shades of drive-in movie exploitation films like Escape 2000 or Ilsa The Wicked Warden?

Tinto Brass is the madman responsible for the dirty historical epic Caligula, so it’s only fair to give him a chance with this lovely little filth-on-DVD outing, The Voyeur.

Tinto Brass is said to be at the height of his prowess with this movie, featuring outdoor nudity in beach orgies and plenty of other typically Italian sex movie scenes that we’ve come to know and love. And wouldn’t you know it? There’s a naked nun in this movie, too!

The reviews of this book, titled The Naked Nun, seem to promise SOME steamy adventures, but something tells us that it could be a disappointment in spite of the tempting name. Too bad, as there isn’t enough nun erotica in print for our tastes.

There is of course, a Kindle book called The Sinful Man which offers some nun erotica, and also another Kindle ebook called The Nun (Pleasure Club) which could be quite fun, especially with the text-to-speech function turned on.

In fact, having the text-to-speech function on for any erotic nun stories delivered via Kindle would be a great way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

We’re thinking of starting with the erotic adventure available via Kindle called Three Nuns and a Motorcycle,which sounds like a lot of vibrating fun.

Love the headline? Certainly not as eye-grabbing as our latest collection of naked nuns and sexy nun love scenes. We’ve been on the prowl for more images of lusty nuns with pentagrams, ritual flogging and other transgressive images sure to offend the Pope and all his cronies. We’re all about offending uptight, religious nutjobs who want to decide what’s best for everyone else. Oh yes indeed.

We’re all about the sinister, sexy imagery…we love images like the one above and we know you’ll get a particularly naughty thrill out of checking them out and watching this on-demand video rental about the world’s greatest sinner, Aleister Crowley:

Or maybe we’re just confusing our own idea of a good time with yours, but so be it. We’re fans of the old Crow, as he was sometimes known. There’s nothing like a little ritual sex magick to scare off the clergy. The next time you have a door-to-door Jesus lover come your way, whip out the laptop and give them an eyeful of the sex nuns here and a bit of the Crowley documentary. Works EVERY TIME.

What is it about nuns in bondage? Not that we’re complaining, mind. But there is some kind of appeal to seeing the Sisters of Mercy tied up in compromising positions…can’t explain it, but maybe it has to do with the idea that religion has kept people in bondage for millenia, and it’s just a little bit of payback.

And then there’s this collection of vintage erotica which is said to be from the 1920s. Nice one!

This collection features 18 remastered short films shot in naughty places post-WWI. No, the 60s did NOT invent erotica, as these films prove. Vintage Erotica Anno 1920 seems like a worthy indulgence.