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If a nun can’t strip on Sundays, what has she got left? The church would surely frown on this humble collection of naked nun images, but the most vocal priests stepping out against this sort of thing are likely simply jealous that OUR sexual interests are LEGAL. Tsk, tsk Holy Fathers–envy is one of the seven deadly sins. So is Lust, but nobody cares about that round here. Only the clergy give a damn about the Seven Deadly Sins…and that serial killer from the movie Se7en.

And while we’re at it, a word about pornography. The mere existence of a naked body does NOT CONSTITUTE PORNOGRAPHY. We personally believe that porn has more to do with explicit sexual situations that involved varying degrees of penetration or other sexual contact. Porn is not necessarily bad–we enjoy plenty ourselves. But society–especially far right extremes of Christianity and Muslim belief–have gone TOO FAR in labeling any sort of nudity as pornographic.

We PROFOUNDLY disagree with this puritanism and believe that it should be STAMPED OUT wherever possible. Violence and forced “right thinking” is not the answer–after all, that’s what right-wingers of Christian and Muslim sects have been trying to do for centuries.

No, we think that producing more erotic material and making it more mainstream is the way to stamp out puritanism in all its forms. After all, show these morons what they are missing and chances are they’ll come running (take that however you want) eventually. Even Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker gave in to their natural-born urges eventually. You can’t fight that hard-wired genetic programming to stick yourself into something or have something stuck into you. Gay, straight, bi, trans, whatever you are, you’ve got the urge and there’s no fighting it.

So make some nudity today and post it on the internet. The world will thank you when these right wingers and tea party morons start to fade away into the background where they belong instead of on your television screens every single night proclaiming some new lunacy.

The Catholic Church loves to preach about how the church will set you free from all sorts of bondage. NOT TRUE! In addition to becoming a slave to a 2000 year old + outdated dogma that starts with a silly talking snake and ends with the End Of The World As We Know It and magical resurrection for all the faithful sheeple, you also get all trussed up in bondage gear. Or get to do the trussing up. But if the hot nuns were like these, we might consider thinking twice about dismissing the church as a silly waste of time.

Speaking of Bondage, how about THIS twisted little gem from Japan? The name truly says it all: S&M Hunter even includes a lovely nun sequence that is sure to please any fan of the rope, the whip, and the knot.

Here’s a delightful scene from S&M Hunter. Plenty of sexy knotwork on display here.

Put your trust in the church, dear rope bondage submissive, they will beat you right. Don’t you worry now, Jesus approves.

For some reason people STILL clamor to see Angelina Jolie take off her clothes. It’s a bit of a mystery to us, especially as there are no nun scenes, but if that’s what the maddening crowd demands, who are we to say no?

Celebrity nudity is one of those strange phenomenons–what IS it about celebrities that people find so outrageously fascinating? We love naked bodies as much as the next person, but the obsession of celeb skin is something that–around here–is a genuine mystery.

Angelina Jolie has felt comfortable enough in her own skin to remove her entire wardrobe on camera on several occasions, this is just a sampling.

The movie these scenes are from, Original Sin, is available in an unrated version which, presumably features even more of the naughtiness shown here. What ARE these two doing? Impossible to tell, really. Seriously though, why is a movie called Original Sin WITHOUT a topless nun moment? At least ONE?

Angelina Jolie was also in a movie called Foxfire which should interest anyone paying attention to images like these.

The short haircut is definitely more appealing. Maybe that’s because we’re hoping to see her in a nun habit one day and it’s just easier to manage with all that costumery. No, that’s not it at all…we’re just suckers for the Louise Brooks look. Rawr.

You want nun bondage? School of the Holy Beast has it, and then some. This ultra-twisted Japanese classic from the 70s features a slew of sweaty, naked nuns in all manner of undress and torment, including this scene from the film that really tops the Americans in the depravity department. Look at how lovingly shot this bondage sequence was! Stunning. School of the Holy Beast is a must-watch for fans of exploitation cinema and/or nun fetishes.

What is not to love about this volume? 2oo pages of Tristan Taormino’s steamiest selections that go farther than you’d guess from the cover art, which isn’t so bad in and of itself.

Cleis Press has a real winner on its hands here from the “my first bondage” story by Michele Serchuk to the final line of the 19th story. Best Lesbian Bondage is definitely a book that belongs on the discriminating reader’s shelf next to The Story of O and the original Emmanuelle.

This is delicious reading, but probably not the best for the beach. Especially a nude beach. Unless of course, you’re in a secluded part of said beach with a place to tie the rope to.

It’s true that this is mostly off the beaten track where the nuns are concerned, but who doesn’t love handcuffs, a rope or two, and a bit of the old whipping between consensual adult women?

It’s an old, old story. Nun removes clothing, nun gets on her knees, nun fondles crucifix with her tongue. Where’s the happy ending? Wait, that IS the happy ending. This looks like it could be The Story of O with papal uniforms….now that’s a film begging to be made.

If you’ve been coming here for long, chances are good you’re addicted to the random bottomless nun or 70s drive-in naked nun images we run here. Just remember that we love to get suggestions—have you found a naughty nun site we should know about and share here? Drop us a line.

Oh, that’s right..SHE is NOT a nun. We hadn’t noticed. But thank you Met-Art.com anyway for this artfully composed photograph. We so appreciate GOOD photography round here. And speaking of non-nun erotica:

Don’t let the title fool you, this is good stuff for MEN and WOMEN. Buy it for your favorite religiously oppressed and sexually repressed neighbors and let the healing BEGIN! Dirty Girls is on our bookshelf, make no mistake. Don’t forget that once the tea party idiots are back in power, this sort of thing (and this website) will no doubt be banned in some kind of Communications Deceny Act nonsense, round II. Get it while you still have hands!

Asia Argento directed herself in the film Scarlet Diva which features plenty of sex scenes and images of Asia Argento naked like the one above.Those uptight fundamentalist types who accuse movies of exploiting women via sex scenes can’t say a damn thing as Argento wrote the script–who’s being exploited here?

The movie itself, nude scenes aside, is quite watchable and is surprisingly good for a self-directed star vehicle. In spite of all the steamy sex, you wouldn’t call this a vanity project–the movie is fairly dark, especially when Argento gets into her self-harm phase in the movie with lit cigarettes.

Still, fans of the actress will definitely be turned on by Argento’s many, many appearances without clothes, and some of the twists and turns this movie takes are unexpected. All in all, a good watch. The Scarlet Diva DVD comes as a standalone, but you can also find it bundled with other Asia Argento movies such as New Rose Hotel and Boarding Gate.

It’s true that we’ve been growing here by leaps and bounds lately–there are more fans of naughty, topless and naked nuns than I ever dreamed possible! We couldn’t do it without you…but surely you must know some others who need a regular dose of nunsexy?

Why not share the wealth? After all, this is a free site with no popups, annoying subscription requests, or other spam crap, and we aim to keep it that way. I’d be personally grateful.

We do appreciate those who check out the reading material we advertise on the righthand column there. Soon there will be sponsors to check out as well, which we are very happy about.

You might be interested in following me on Twitter, and if you are a naughty nun model–or want to be–by all means get in touch. I’d love to arrange a photo shoot. And yes, I pay.  eldiablo (at) whore (dash) nun dot com.

Ahh, Liz Vicious. She poses as a hot, sexy nun, but also likes to pretend to be a teeno model. We prefer the habit and the come hither to the Black Mass look.

And then there’s lovely nun bondage. Nuns giving, nuns taking, nuns having fun with the knotty rope. You know you love this as much as we do. And because you love it that much, we strongly recommend Jay Wiseman’s Erotic Bondage handbook. Learn how to bind your own nuns or teach someone how to bind YOU up when you get in the mood to wear the habit. Oh yes.