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What strange images we find in our daily search for the naughty nuns…

Love the headline? Certainly not as eye-grabbing as our latest collection of naked nuns and sexy nun love scenes. We’ve been on the prowl for more images of lusty nuns with pentagrams, ritual flogging and other transgressive images sure to offend the Pope and all his cronies. We’re all about offending uptight, religious nutjobs who want to decide what’s best for everyone else. Oh yes indeed.

We’re all about the sinister, sexy imagery…we love images like the one above and we know you’ll get a particularly naughty thrill out of checking them out and watching this on-demand video rental about the world’s greatest sinner, Aleister Crowley:

Or maybe we’re just confusing our own idea of a good time with yours, but so be it. We’re fans of the old Crow, as he was sometimes known. There’s nothing like a little ritual sex magick to scare off the clergy. The next time you have a door-to-door Jesus lover come your way, whip out the laptop and give them an eyeful of the sex nuns here and a bit of the Crowley documentary. Works EVERY TIME.

Nuns in the shower…but how can you tell they are REAL nuns? Chances are, it’s best not to know.

Jamie Lee Curtis is still high on the list of things we like about 80s cinema…especially when it comes to being an uninhibited exhibitionist. While she hasn’t done anything sexy with a nun outfit (that we’re aware of) we’re quite pleased to bring you some of the more unrestrained views of Jamie Lee Curtis on screen.

Jamie Lee Curtis made quite a splash with her topless scenes in Trading Places. Dan Ackroyd may never be the same again.

Jamie Lee Curtis also turned heads practically all the way around, Exorcist-style with her performance in True Lies. She certainly did go all out for this particular scene:

We highly recommend the Jamie Lee Curtis erotic dancing scene in True Lies...definitely the high point of the movie.

MMMmmm….tasty. The Japanese nunsploitation epic cannot be outdone. Never. This is one of the all-time classics of the genre and it simply must be seen in its entirety to be believed. School of the Holy Beast is outrageous, one of the most notorious Japanese exports of all time.

If you don’t want to take our word for it, here’s a partial review of the film from Amazon:

“Norifumi Suzuki, plunges into a maelstrom of hidden torture, secret masochistic desires, and blasphemous rites as Yumi Takigawa takes religious vows to find out what terrible things happened to her mother inside the Sacred Heart Convent. When she finds out – with the help of a lecherous archbishops, a lesbian mother superior and a line-up of fellow nuns ready to whip her (in the films most deliriously over the top scene)with a gauntlet of rose-thorns – hell is loose. Beautifully shot, a shocking unforgetable Masterpiece by the director of “Beautiful Girl Hunter” – Dario Argento meets the Marquis de Sade.”

If that doesn’t convince you, nothing will. Especially that last line about de Sade and Dario Argento. Now that has GOT to be required viewing—even if you see it once and decide “thanks, but no thanks”.

The latest in our ongoing quest to find naked nuns. One day, modern science will have THE definitive explanation as to why we find nuns to be the object of sexual obsessions, but when that day comes, it probably will take all the fun out of it.

We’ll probably have to switch over to images of people naked in public.

That’s one reason we’re interested in Caught Looking: Erotic Tales of Voyeurs and Exhibitionists. What is it that makes getting nude in public such a thrill? Don’t ask us…ask HER:

Pants are SO overrated. We suggest losing them in favor of a more natural, free and easy approach to fashion. Clothes in general are questionable, but the bottoms simply must go.

Bottomless girls come in second to none…unless you count bottomless girls with birthday cakes.

Some of you would like to see the cake ON the girl. But that would be a waste of an entire cake, don’t you think? Maybe a big piece strategically smeared would be better for all involved. Tasty, too.

Bondage nuns make the world go round, to be sure. Nothing like a little rope and whip action to start the work day off right, eh? The smell of leather makes every situation a bit more exciting. As is evidenced by some of the clips below.

What is it about nuns in bondage? Not that we’re complaining, mind. But there is some kind of appeal to seeing the Sisters of Mercy tied up in compromising positions…can’t explain it, but maybe it has to do with the idea that religion has kept people in bondage for millenia, and it’s just a little bit of payback.

And then there’s this collection of vintage erotica which is said to be from the 1920s. Nice one!

This collection features 18 remastered short films shot in naughty places post-WWI. No, the 60s did NOT invent erotica, as these films prove. Vintage Erotica Anno 1920 seems like a worthy indulgence.

Nuns work hard. Don’t they deserve to be nude as well? Naked nuns make the world go round…after all, they are just doing God’s work.

And while we’re at it, let’s not forget to celebrate a Nun’s birthday every once in a while.

Happy Naked Birthday could be our DVD pick of the week, nun themed or not. It’s the heartwarming story of a sweet young thing who decides to bake a cake…in the nude. How can you say no?