Whore-Nun.com

If a nun can’t strip on Sundays, what has she got left? The church would surely frown on this humble collection of naked nun images, but the most vocal priests stepping out against this sort of thing are likely simply jealous that OUR sexual interests are LEGAL. Tsk, tsk Holy Fathers–envy is one of the seven deadly sins. So is Lust, but nobody cares about that round here. Only the clergy give a damn about the Seven Deadly Sins…and that serial killer from the movie Se7en.

And while we’re at it, a word about pornography. The mere existence of a naked body does NOT CONSTITUTE PORNOGRAPHY. We personally believe that porn has more to do with explicit sexual situations that involved varying degrees of penetration or other sexual contact. Porn is not necessarily bad–we enjoy plenty ourselves. But society–especially far right extremes of Christianity and Muslim belief–have gone TOO FAR in labeling any sort of nudity as pornographic.

We PROFOUNDLY disagree with this puritanism and believe that it should be STAMPED OUT wherever possible. Violence and forced “right thinking” is not the answer–after all, that’s what right-wingers of Christian and Muslim sects have been trying to do for centuries.

No, we think that producing more erotic material and making it more mainstream is the way to stamp out puritanism in all its forms. After all, show these morons what they are missing and chances are they’ll come running (take that however you want) eventually. Even Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker gave in to their natural-born urges eventually. You can’t fight that hard-wired genetic programming to stick yourself into something or have something stuck into you. Gay, straight, bi, trans, whatever you are, you’ve got the urge and there’s no fighting it.

So make some nudity today and post it on the internet. The world will thank you when these right wingers and tea party morons start to fade away into the background where they belong instead of on your television screens every single night proclaiming some new lunacy.