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Topless Nun With Pistol and Laura Gemers as Sister Emanuelle

The only thing better than a picture of a topless nun firing a weapon is a MOVIING picture of a topless nun firing a pistol. What’s not to love? And while we’re on the subject of nuns in film, we strongly recommend the follow nunsploitation films:

Sacrilege is the heartwarming story of a nun dragged into a den of sin and depravity and we all know what THAT is like, don’t we? If you haven’t seen this, all the fanatics who love naked nuns are rejoicing that this is NOT an edited version.

That’s a very good thing, because round here, we are big fans of Sacrilege co-star Coralina Cataldi-Tassoni, who we think is a major asset to this movie. She was great fun in Demons 2, and the hellish fun continues here. Rawr.

If you already own Sacrilege, we also urge you to consider Sister Emanuelle, which stars the best Emanuelle ever, Laura Gemser. Did she really go off and become a nun for this movie? Oh yes indeed, and it only gets steamier from there.

How naughty does Laura Gemser get while in the habit? Well, here’s some evidence that the old ways die hard with a new bride o’ Christ

Oh yes, naked nun fans, Laura Gemser definitely delivers in Sister Emanuelle. Buy this at once or feel the wrath of the Lord our God.

Disrobing Nun Follies

The relentless search for images featuring nuns in various states of undress turned up this happy-go-lucky scene. We’d love to see the entire series of photos this was part of…delightful.

Alas, the source for this pic is now out of business and there was no proper credit given to the photographer. Too bad, as we’d like to give credit where credit is due, especially when there’s a colorful, decently photographed image of two nuns in the process of losing their clothing.

Equally colorful, but in no way related to the above image, we discovered this red head lurking in the bath. A random image discovered while we sought out random nun images. Finding pictures like this are, shall we say, an occupational hazard…but that’s never a bad thing.

And then there was this little discovery…for the erotic nun fiction lover in all of us…ok, some of us…

The Prince and the Nun is apparently a 15th century erotic novel featuring some steamy nun action. The title certainly is bland, but there are promises of quite interesting interactions between aroused nuns and, well, anybody who comes along. Apparently. Any erotic fiction that features a sex-up nun is worth at least one read.

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Love Letters of a Portuguese Nun

How CAN you go wrong with a Jesse Franco nunsploitation classic like Love Letters of a Portuguese Nun? You aren’t really watching this for the PLOT now, are you? Are you REALLY?

And then there is the BOOK which was published in the 1600s called The Love Letters of a Portuguese Nun. Oh how sordid it all was…of course that was back when the Catholic Church’s scandals had more to do with the lusty goings on between consenting (but furtive) adults rather than the ugliness that happens today. Best not to think about it–back to the naughty nuns, please.

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Random Nun Sleaze

The lusty nun…one of our favorite things. How can anyone say no to a naked nun? Don’t bother answering, just feast your eyes on some of these hot clerical cuties, images we discovered today while scouring the web for more of the world’s steamiest Catholics.

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Naughty Nuns Pictorial

Can’t vouch for the quality of the music–it’s bollocks–but hit the mute button and enjoy this lovely video made up of a cross section of photographs of horny nuns, vampire nuns, horny vampire nuns, and misbehaving clergy. You’ll find at least one familiar image here…Who’s a dirty nun, then?



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Tasteful, Yet Dirty Nun Images Sought

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What I would like to know is this–can you license lesbian nun imagery from an image bank for password-protected viewing? I would be very pleased to present far naughtier imagery here, but not in a public forum. I’d like to keep you coming back for more, but a little voice inside my cassock tells me that YouTube trailers of horny nun movies and teasy images like this simply won’t cut it with any certainty over the long haul.

Oh, how I’d love to get some good advice on this topic. My research continues for you, dear whore-nun obsessive, and I have no doubt in my mind that we shall reap the fruits of my labor soon. I seek image banks to present for your viewing pleasure and a way to conveniently deliver them hence.

A quote from the legendary Thomas de Quincey, author of Suspiria de Profundis and Confessions of an English Opium Eater:

“Tea, though ridiculed by those who are naturally coarse in their nervous sensibilities will always be the favorite beverage of the intellectual.”

Please substitute the phrase “whore nun” for “tea” and you have the gist, methinks. Don’t worry, we’ll find a way to bring you a large archive of slutty nun imagery with haste. Whether it be licensed from a third party, shot by ourselves or appropriated and detourned for our own evil purposes (a dreadful last resort, I can assure you) it MUST HAPPEN.

Or KILL ME.

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