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But that’s not all!

The HUFFINGTON POST of all places is the source for these drool-worthy photos which include Miranda Kerr topless. We love the naughty, sexy nun shots but the entire photo spread is definitely worth a look. Bravo, HuffPo, we love you more than ever.

The entire photo spread does include that delicious topless shot of Miranda Kerr. We only had room for the nuns. Wait, who are we kidding? It’s the final image in the set here.

Our parade of sex-crazed nuns today includes some couples, an exhibitionist nun and a scene from the sleazy, but somehow still educational Anita Eckberg classic Killer Nun. That’s a film that doesn’t quite deliver all the sleaze you’d think but still manages to include several hot scenes. Nice. Behold:

And then there are your usual run of the mill turned-on nuns getting busy with anyone and everyone willing to keep a secret. At least, that’s our male-dominated fantasy. Wait, who are we kidding? Plenty of women also fantasize about finding an attractive nun willing to shed a few inhibitions. After all, the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Why not? If you were approached by a nun like the one pictured here, would you say no? Do it for Jesus.

Ahh, Japanese naughty nuns. They do make the world go round, don’t they? And this one is a BEAUTY of a flick. Sins of Sister Lucia is full of lust-crazed lesbian Japanese nuns, on the rampage and hungry for new flesh. Yes, papal lovers, SPANKING and nuns, don’t they go together like lube and condoms?

The Pope himself couldn’t have come up with a more depraved frenzy of erotic nun action. This was put out by the notorious Nikkatsu studios, Japan’s source of twisted, bizarre sex romps and bondage films. And the bondage is not skimped on here, either.

Behold some of the images from this lovely DVD. Sins of Sister Lucia is perfect for anybody who loves the habit and watching it shed in favor of the sins of the flesh. Who needs celibacy? Join the church and get all the spankings you can handle, if this movie is any proof at all.

This is one we haven’t seen yet–Sacred Flesh is in the post and on the way, but couldn’t resist blogging about now as its reputation proceeds it. Nigel Wingrove is the same bloke responsible for Visions of Ecstacy and other equally lurid titles.

This one stands out for us because there’s a dear, horny-as-hell Mother Superior reveling in lesbian nun fantasies and feeling ever-so-slightly conflicted about her vows of chastity. Mary Magdalene makes a guest appearance in this nunsploitation orgy AND a nun gets crucified. How’s THAT for over the top?

We eagerly await the arrival of this once banned-in-Britain cult DVD. The DVD Lounge’s Josh Begley says he was ready to write off Sacred Flesh merely as “the sickest, most disturbing Redemption movies to date” but was forced to re-evaluate the film in more glowing terms in light of the special features on the disc. That was enough for US.

Oh, and Begley says that all the lesbian nun antics are lovingly rendered in nice detail. MMMmmmmm. A feast for the eyes, no doubt.