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Tinto Brass is the madman responsible for the dirty historical epic Caligula, so it’s only fair to give him a chance with this lovely little filth-on-DVD outing, The Voyeur.

Tinto Brass is said to be at the height of his prowess with this movie, featuring outdoor nudity in beach orgies and plenty of other typically Italian sex movie scenes that we’ve come to know and love. And wouldn’t you know it? There’s a naked nun in this movie, too!

This is a bit silly, but a naked nun is a naked nun, phony fangs or not…and nude nuns make the world go round. Never mind pissing off Jehovah, there are nudey nuns prancing about.

The only thing better than a picture of a topless nun firing a weapon is a MOVIING picture of a topless nun firing a pistol. What’s not to love? And while we’re on the subject of nuns in film, we strongly recommend the follow nunsploitation films:

Sacrilege is the heartwarming story of a nun dragged into a den of sin and depravity and we all know what THAT is like, don’t we? If you haven’t seen this, all the fanatics who love naked nuns are rejoicing that this is NOT an edited version.

That’s a very good thing, because round here, we are big fans of Sacrilege co-star Coralina Cataldi-Tassoni, who we think is a major asset to this movie. She was great fun in Demons 2, and the hellish fun continues here. Rawr.

If you already own Sacrilege, we also urge you to consider Sister Emanuelle, which stars the best Emanuelle ever, Laura Gemser. Did she really go off and become a nun for this movie? Oh yes indeed, and it only gets steamier from there.

How naughty does Laura Gemser get while in the habit? Well, here’s some evidence that the old ways die hard with a new bride o’ Christ

Oh yes, naked nun fans, Laura Gemser definitely delivers in Sister Emanuelle. Buy this at once or feel the wrath of the Lord our God.

Our dedication to topless nuns and steamy women of the cloth remains strong. How devoted are YOU to the cause?

Love the headline? Certainly not as eye-grabbing as our latest collection of naked nuns and sexy nun love scenes. We’ve been on the prowl for more images of lusty nuns with pentagrams, ritual flogging and other transgressive images sure to offend the Pope and all his cronies. We’re all about offending uptight, religious nutjobs who want to decide what’s best for everyone else. Oh yes indeed.

We’re all about the sinister, sexy imagery…we love images like the one above and we know you’ll get a particularly naughty thrill out of checking them out and watching this on-demand video rental about the world’s greatest sinner, Aleister Crowley:

Or maybe we’re just confusing our own idea of a good time with yours, but so be it. We’re fans of the old Crow, as he was sometimes known. There’s nothing like a little ritual sex magick to scare off the clergy. The next time you have a door-to-door Jesus lover come your way, whip out the laptop and give them an eyeful of the sex nuns here and a bit of the Crowley documentary. Works EVERY TIME.

MMMmmm….tasty. The Japanese nunsploitation epic cannot be outdone. Never. This is one of the all-time classics of the genre and it simply must be seen in its entirety to be believed. School of the Holy Beast is outrageous, one of the most notorious Japanese exports of all time.

If you don’t want to take our word for it, here’s a partial review of the film from Amazon:

“Norifumi Suzuki, plunges into a maelstrom of hidden torture, secret masochistic desires, and blasphemous rites as Yumi Takigawa takes religious vows to find out what terrible things happened to her mother inside the Sacred Heart Convent. When she finds out – with the help of a lecherous archbishops, a lesbian mother superior and a line-up of fellow nuns ready to whip her (in the films most deliriously over the top scene)with a gauntlet of rose-thorns – hell is loose. Beautifully shot, a shocking unforgetable Masterpiece by the director of “Beautiful Girl Hunter” – Dario Argento meets the Marquis de Sade.”

If that doesn’t convince you, nothing will. Especially that last line about de Sade and Dario Argento. Now that has GOT to be required viewing—even if you see it once and decide “thanks, but no thanks”.

The latest in our ongoing quest to find naked nuns. One day, modern science will have THE definitive explanation as to why we find nuns to be the object of sexual obsessions, but when that day comes, it probably will take all the fun out of it.

We’ll probably have to switch over to images of people naked in public.

That’s one reason we’re interested in Caught Looking: Erotic Tales of Voyeurs and Exhibitionists. What is it that makes getting nude in public such a thrill? Don’t ask us…ask HER: