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Nuns in peril? That’s what we like.

The relentless search for images featuring nuns in various states of undress turned up this happy-go-lucky scene. We’d love to see the entire series of photos this was part of…delightful.

Alas, the source for this pic is now out of business and there was no proper credit given to the photographer. Too bad, as we’d like to give credit where credit is due, especially when there’s a colorful, decently photographed image of two nuns in the process of losing their clothing.

Equally colorful, but in no way related to the above image, we discovered this red head lurking in the bath. A random image discovered while we sought out random nun images. Finding pictures like this are, shall we say, an occupational hazard…but that’s never a bad thing.

And then there was this little discovery…for the erotic nun fiction lover in all of us…ok, some of us…

The Prince and the Nun is apparently a 15th century erotic novel featuring some steamy nun action. The title certainly is bland, but there are promises of quite interesting interactions between aroused nuns and, well, anybody who comes along. Apparently. Any erotic fiction that features a sex-up nun is worth at least one read.

If a nun can’t strip on Sundays, what has she got left? The church would surely frown on this humble collection of naked nun images, but the most vocal priests stepping out against this sort of thing are likely simply jealous that OUR sexual interests are LEGAL. Tsk, tsk Holy Fathers–envy is one of the seven deadly sins. So is Lust, but nobody cares about that round here. Only the clergy give a damn about the Seven Deadly Sins…and that serial killer from the movie Se7en.

And while we’re at it, a word about pornography. The mere existence of a naked body does NOT CONSTITUTE PORNOGRAPHY. We personally believe that porn has more to do with explicit sexual situations that involved varying degrees of penetration or other sexual contact. Porn is not necessarily bad–we enjoy plenty ourselves. But society–especially far right extremes of Christianity and Muslim belief–have gone TOO FAR in labeling any sort of nudity as pornographic.

We PROFOUNDLY disagree with this puritanism and believe that it should be STAMPED OUT wherever possible. Violence and forced “right thinking” is not the answer–after all, that’s what right-wingers of Christian and Muslim sects have been trying to do for centuries.

No, we think that producing more erotic material and making it more mainstream is the way to stamp out puritanism in all its forms. After all, show these morons what they are missing and chances are they’ll come running (take that however you want) eventually. Even Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker gave in to their natural-born urges eventually. You can’t fight that hard-wired genetic programming to stick yourself into something or have something stuck into you. Gay, straight, bi, trans, whatever you are, you’ve got the urge and there’s no fighting it.

So make some nudity today and post it on the internet. The world will thank you when these right wingers and tea party morons start to fade away into the background where they belong instead of on your television screens every single night proclaiming some new lunacy.

Ahh, these titles just write themselves. Nude nun in holy rapture? What would the Pope say? He’d probably say, “Cor blimey, give me some of that, then Guv’nor!” Because as we all know, Rome is filled with dirty bastards. No matter. Enjoy the view of our latest naked nun find, sent in anonymously from a devoted fan…

Ahh, the plight of the naked nun. Or in this case, the mostly naked nun. This image courtesy of SluttyNuns.com which is sadly just a gateway site to some subscriber-based service.

In the meantime, the images there are ok…not terribly subtle for the most part and definitely not safe for work, but there is someone in a habit featured in a state of sexual interest. It was all right til the other clergy members showed!

Again, we like erotica here as opposed to all out clinical closeups and other nonsense. Call us…visual aesthetics.

Is this naked asian nun image a publicity shot from School of the Holy Beast? Is it a random naughty nun pose floating around the net with no hint of its’ origins? Absolutely no idea, but it appeared in our inbox today. A bottomless nun always brings a smile. It’s not as though we have a nun fetish or anything.

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I’m not sure how to feel about this one. Call me confused sexually–this lovely clip begins with an ordinary woman who strips naked and THEN becomes a nun. Chase your tail around a few times on that one if the ONLY thing that turns you on is nun nudity or nun striptease action, but we’ll take this clip in good faith, as it were, that it fits our little obsession/compulsion nicely even if it’s backasswards.

What would the Pope make of this stripping nun backwards concept? Would he declare it a blasphemy, saying that nuns should only strip AFTER they’ve taken their vows? I wonder what Lori Silverbush would say about all this. Is it the process that God intended? Get us all hot and bothered only to deny us after the nun’s got the habit on? That sounds about right for western religions…thank the Lord there are naughty nuns who don’t mind breaking a commandment or two.

Now we just need to set this clip to What Would I Want Sky by Animal Collective. Don’t ask me why, it just sounds right to me. Clangy bangy.

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Three cheers for nun striptease videos! Nothing better than kicking the habit, I always say. If you are searching for nun strip videos, you’ve come to the right place. The madonna and the whore archetypes are not mutually exclusive in THIS nun strip video clip, no indeed.

In fact, the madonna and the whore dichotomy problem is the main reason why this site is named Whore-Nun.com. Who doesn’t want them both in the same outfit?

If you are a creator or star in a nun striptease video like this one, why not get in touch and let us know? We would love to feature your work here. Just get in touch with eldiablo (at) whore-nun (dot) com for details.