Whore-Nun.com

Tinto Brass is the madman responsible for the dirty historical epic Caligula, so it’s only fair to give him a chance with this lovely little filth-on-DVD outing, The Voyeur.

Tinto Brass is said to be at the height of his prowess with this movie, featuring outdoor nudity in beach orgies and plenty of other typically Italian sex movie scenes that we’ve come to know and love. And wouldn’t you know it? There’s a naked nun in this movie, too!

The reviews of this book, titled The Naked Nun, seem to promise SOME steamy adventures, but something tells us that it could be a disappointment in spite of the tempting name. Too bad, as there isn’t enough nun erotica in print for our tastes.

There is of course, a Kindle book called The Sinful Man which offers some nun erotica, and also another Kindle ebook called The Nun (Pleasure Club) which could be quite fun, especially with the text-to-speech function turned on.

In fact, having the text-to-speech function on for any erotic nun stories delivered via Kindle would be a great way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

We’re thinking of starting with the erotic adventure available via Kindle called Three Nuns and a Motorcycle,which sounds like a lot of vibrating fun.

More naughty deliciousness from the naked nun files.

The thing we love best about the next photograph is the well-placed cross dangling in a quite sexy way. If all crosses were displayed like this, it would be easy to see why people join the church.

Topless nuns aren’t just OUR addiction. SOMEBODY is taking all these photos.

The only thing better than a picture of a topless nun firing a weapon is a MOVIING picture of a topless nun firing a pistol. What’s not to love? And while we’re on the subject of nuns in film, we strongly recommend the follow nunsploitation films:

Sacrilege is the heartwarming story of a nun dragged into a den of sin and depravity and we all know what THAT is like, don’t we? If you haven’t seen this, all the fanatics who love naked nuns are rejoicing that this is NOT an edited version.

That’s a very good thing, because round here, we are big fans of Sacrilege co-star Coralina Cataldi-Tassoni, who we think is a major asset to this movie. She was great fun in Demons 2, and the hellish fun continues here. Rawr.

If you already own Sacrilege, we also urge you to consider Sister Emanuelle, which stars the best Emanuelle ever, Laura Gemser. Did she really go off and become a nun for this movie? Oh yes indeed, and it only gets steamier from there.

How naughty does Laura Gemser get while in the habit? Well, here’s some evidence that the old ways die hard with a new bride o’ Christ

Oh yes, naked nun fans, Laura Gemser definitely delivers in Sister Emanuelle. Buy this at once or feel the wrath of the Lord our God.

Isn’t this what life is REALLY all about? Sex and death. A naked nun in the cemetery? We’re there. totally.