Whore-Nun.com

The latest in our ongoing quest to find naked nuns. One day, modern science will have THE definitive explanation as to why we find nuns to be the object of sexual obsessions, but when that day comes, it probably will take all the fun out of it.

We’ll probably have to switch over to images of people naked in public.

That’s one reason we’re interested in Caught Looking: Erotic Tales of Voyeurs and Exhibitionists. What is it that makes getting nude in public such a thrill? Don’t ask us…ask HER:

Nuns work hard. Don’t they deserve to be nude as well? Naked nuns make the world go round…after all, they are just doing God’s work.

And while we’re at it, let’s not forget to celebrate a Nun’s birthday every once in a while.

Happy Naked Birthday could be our DVD pick of the week, nun themed or not. It’s the heartwarming story of a sweet young thing who decides to bake a cake…in the nude. How can you say no?

The nude nuns are back. It’s great to know there are photographers out there looking for new ways to expose nuns in a literal sense. We’re pleased to see these naughty nun themed images cropping up in our inbox.

The naked nuns are back. Rejoice, brethren! The Lord has blessed us all with nudity and nun uniforms galore. Pray to God that there are more like these, ad infinitum forever and ever amen.

When Cyndi Lauper sang “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” it’s certain she wasn’t thinking about nuns per se, but THESE nuns are having a lot more fun than their devoted, abstinent counterparts.

If a nun can’t strip on Sundays, what has she got left? The church would surely frown on this humble collection of naked nun images, but the most vocal priests stepping out against this sort of thing are likely simply jealous that OUR sexual interests are LEGAL. Tsk, tsk Holy Fathers–envy is one of the seven deadly sins. So is Lust, but nobody cares about that round here. Only the clergy give a damn about the Seven Deadly Sins…and that serial killer from the movie Se7en.

And while we’re at it, a word about pornography. The mere existence of a naked body does NOT CONSTITUTE PORNOGRAPHY. We personally believe that porn has more to do with explicit sexual situations that involved varying degrees of penetration or other sexual contact. Porn is not necessarily bad–we enjoy plenty ourselves. But society–especially far right extremes of Christianity and Muslim belief–have gone TOO FAR in labeling any sort of nudity as pornographic.

We PROFOUNDLY disagree with this puritanism and believe that it should be STAMPED OUT wherever possible. Violence and forced “right thinking” is not the answer–after all, that’s what right-wingers of Christian and Muslim sects have been trying to do for centuries.

No, we think that producing more erotic material and making it more mainstream is the way to stamp out puritanism in all its forms. After all, show these morons what they are missing and chances are they’ll come running (take that however you want) eventually. Even Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker gave in to their natural-born urges eventually. You can’t fight that hard-wired genetic programming to stick yourself into something or have something stuck into you. Gay, straight, bi, trans, whatever you are, you’ve got the urge and there’s no fighting it.

So make some nudity today and post it on the internet. The world will thank you when these right wingers and tea party morons start to fade away into the background where they belong instead of on your television screens every single night proclaiming some new lunacy.

It’s an old, old story. Nun removes clothing, nun gets on her knees, nun fondles crucifix with her tongue. Where’s the happy ending? Wait, that IS the happy ending. This looks like it could be The Story of O with papal uniforms….now that’s a film begging to be made.

I’m no fan of Hollywood Sleazy (not our thing, really) but they did run this rather sporting pictorial of Magdalena Frackowiak in various stages of undress in nun gear. The shot of her completely naked next to the gravestone is quite fetching.  See the site for the full run of images.

In all other respects Hollywood Sleazy is as subtle as a bag of hammers, but these shots were worth the look. If you’re intrigued by the look of Polish model Magdalena Frackowiak, have a look at her other non-nun work in fashion…rather nice, even if it’s not, erm, habit-forming.