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This is a bit silly, but a naked nun is a naked nun, phony fangs or not…and nude nuns make the world go round. Never mind pissing off Jehovah, there are nudey nuns prancing about.

MMMmmm….tasty. The Japanese nunsploitation epic cannot be outdone. Never. This is one of the all-time classics of the genre and it simply must be seen in its entirety to be believed. School of the Holy Beast is outrageous, one of the most notorious Japanese exports of all time.

If you don’t want to take our word for it, here’s a partial review of the film from Amazon:

“Norifumi Suzuki, plunges into a maelstrom of hidden torture, secret masochistic desires, and blasphemous rites as Yumi Takigawa takes religious vows to find out what terrible things happened to her mother inside the Sacred Heart Convent. When she finds out – with the help of a lecherous archbishops, a lesbian mother superior and a line-up of fellow nuns ready to whip her (in the films most deliriously over the top scene)with a gauntlet of rose-thorns – hell is loose. Beautifully shot, a shocking unforgetable Masterpiece by the director of “Beautiful Girl Hunter” – Dario Argento meets the Marquis de Sade.”

If that doesn’t convince you, nothing will. Especially that last line about de Sade and Dario Argento. Now that has GOT to be required viewing—even if you see it once and decide “thanks, but no thanks”.

It’s not often that sexy nun imagery creeps its way into the mass marketplace, but the band Bad Religion definitely has the right idea with the t-shirt you see below.

Is this not the GREATEST tee ever made? Two nuns getting hot and sexy, and there’s nothing wrong with that. We own two of these and plan or ordering more when they come out in other colors:

Now if we could just get someone to put some of THESE images on some t-shirts, we’d be all set. Bring the steamy nuns and don’t be shy about the french-kissing.

The Catholic School Girl uniform fetish is a close second to the nun fetish. What we’re interested ’round here involves naughty photography of nude nuns and consenting, legal adults dressed up as Catholic school girls in a form of role-play that in no way involves minors. We’re not interested in minors, we’re adults interested in other adults, thanks.

That said, the Catholic school girl uniform fetish (as opposed to a fetish for actual Catholic school girls) is quite all right with us.

Now Catholic school girls who are IN COLLEGE and of legal age? That’s a fetish we can get behind, so to speak.

The uniform fetish–especially Catholic School Girl uniform fetishes–are nothing new. There are plenty of erotica books that indulge these fantasies and much more…like this one, for example.

This particular book, written by Jaqui Knight, indulges in spanking fantasies as well–a pastime that goes hand-in-leather-glove with the Catholic uniform fetish..for the obvious reason. Corporal punishment was never this much fun! Some people find the written version of this type of erotica much more of a turn-on than photos alone, and it’s true that the mind is the biggest sex organ of them all…but we can’t resist a good set of uniform photos.

Today’s nude nun images include some truly saucy nude nuns from the quite excellent Das Hasen Ohr which sadly has not been updated since summer, but we have high hopes that it will return to activity again soon.

There is something delightfully sinister about a stripping nun in a cemetery, isn’t there? That’s one of the reasons we love the movies of Jean Rollin. His movies are absolutely chock full of cemetery nudity. Whether it’s naked vampire girls, their victims or just lovelies sick and tired of wearing clothes when surrounded by tombstones, you can’t miss with a Jean Rollin film.

The Nude Vampire is a great example. So is The Shiver of the Vampires, which has a crazy psychadelic score to boot.

Jean Rollin’s movies have everything–artfully shot sequences, style and atmosphere and plenty of naked young vampire girls. Can’t ask for much more than that.

Here’s another round of random nun images featuring sisters of the cloth in various states of undress and moral danger. Remember, every nude nun photo you stare at, every sleazy image you collect is one more nail in the coffin for those who would put themselves above the rest of us as the moral arbiters of the planet. Viva la Naughty Nun Revolution!

There’s no reason to panic, the clergy are here to strip off and make everything all right. Nuns in varying stages of undress are a fine, fine thing. Time to resume the habit, as it were, of feasting your eyes on what these naughty ladies of the cloth are doing behind closed doors. Naked nuns forever. Some of these images are courtesy of Wifeysworld.com, which from the looks of it definitely deserves a second look. We found them second-hand but were pleased to give them a viewing.

The lusty nun…one of our favorite things. How can anyone say no to a naked nun? Don’t bother answering, just feast your eyes on some of these hot clerical cuties, images we discovered today while scouring the web for more of the world’s steamiest Catholics.