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Ahh, Liz Vicious. She poses as a hot, sexy nun, but also likes to pretend to be a teeno model. We prefer the habit and the come hither to the Black Mass look.

And then there’s lovely nun bondage. Nuns giving, nuns taking, nuns having fun with the knotty rope. You know you love this as much as we do. And because you love it that much, we strongly recommend Jay Wiseman’s Erotic Bondage handbook. Learn how to bind your own nuns or teach someone how to bind YOU up when you get in the mood to wear the habit. Oh yes.

Who doesn’t want a hot nun to perform a taste test? Definitely our favorite sexy nun images so far this week.

Our parade of sex-crazed nuns today includes some couples, an exhibitionist nun and a scene from the sleazy, but somehow still educational Anita Eckberg classic Killer Nun. That’s a film that doesn’t quite deliver all the sleaze you’d think but still manages to include several hot scenes. Nice. Behold:

And then there are your usual run of the mill turned-on nuns getting busy with anyone and everyone willing to keep a secret. At least, that’s our male-dominated fantasy. Wait, who are we kidding? Plenty of women also fantasize about finding an attractive nun willing to shed a few inhibitions. After all, the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Why not? If you were approached by a nun like the one pictured here, would you say no? Do it for Jesus.

Ahh, Japanese naughty nuns. They do make the world go round, don’t they? And this one is a BEAUTY of a flick. Sins of Sister Lucia is full of lust-crazed lesbian Japanese nuns, on the rampage and hungry for new flesh. Yes, papal lovers, SPANKING and nuns, don’t they go together like lube and condoms?

The Pope himself couldn’t have come up with a more depraved frenzy of erotic nun action. This was put out by the notorious Nikkatsu studios, Japan’s source of twisted, bizarre sex romps and bondage films. And the bondage is not skimped on here, either.

Behold some of the images from this lovely DVD. Sins of Sister Lucia is perfect for anybody who loves the habit and watching it shed in favor of the sins of the flesh. Who needs celibacy? Join the church and get all the spankings you can handle, if this movie is any proof at all.

Nobody does it like the Italians. Malabimba has everything–sex, sleaze, and the seduction of a nun, demonic possession–how COULD this movie get ANY better? Made by Andrea Bianci, the same nutter who brought us Burial Ground, Strip Nude For Your Killer, and many other classic Italian genre films.

This gets rave reviews from fans of Italian sleaze, and I’m happy to say I’ve just ordered it myself. After having seen Bianci’s other efforts including the aforementioned titles, I can vouch for the fact that you won’t be bored watching his movies.

What I would like to know is this–can you license lesbian nun imagery from an image bank for password-protected viewing? I would be very pleased to present far naughtier imagery here, but not in a public forum. I’d like to keep you coming back for more, but a little voice inside my cassock tells me that YouTube trailers of horny nun movies and teasy images like this simply won’t cut it with any certainty over the long haul.

Oh, how I’d love to get some good advice on this topic. My research continues for you, dear whore-nun obsessive, and I have no doubt in my mind that we shall reap the fruits of my labor soon. I seek image banks to present for your viewing pleasure and a way to conveniently deliver them hence.

A quote from the legendary Thomas de Quincey, author of Suspiria de Profundis and Confessions of an English Opium Eater:

“Tea, though ridiculed by those who are naturally coarse in their nervous sensibilities will always be the favorite beverage of the intellectual.”

Please substitute the phrase “whore nun” for “tea” and you have the gist, methinks. Don’t worry, we’ll find a way to bring you a large archive of slutty nun imagery with haste. Whether it be licensed from a third party, shot by ourselves or appropriated and detourned for our own evil purposes (a dreadful last resort, I can assure you) it MUST HAPPEN.

Or KILL ME.